Because of the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR), you have to confirm that you’re not a robot (I seriously doubt you are, but these are dem rules), and that you want to keep hearing from me.

Just fill in the five-second form below, giving me your name and email, and fill in the two checkboxes under ‘GDPR Consent’.

(Do this and your download will be in your inbox faster than you can say, ‘dem rules are cray-cray’).

(PS: You can thank the EU bureaucrats for this valuable use of your time.)

*Under ‘GDPR Consent’ both checkboxes have to be ticked to show your full consent*.